The Icepick Cometh

I know Gawker poked fun at it, but this is the type of thing that pisses me off: why do the fucking toothbrushes have to be so wide these days?

Put the toothpaste on the toothbrush, and brush. You don't need an ergonomical grip to do that.

In the toothbrush aisle at my supermarket, the only toothbrush with the regular handle — the kind that will actually fit into a toothbrush holder — was the store-brand on sale. How much longer do you think those will be available before they replace them with the fat gripper kind?