The Icepick Cometh

To the Press, it's like shooting fish in a barrel, finding voters virtually tripping over themselves to provide the dumbest-sounding quotes during Hillary's racial sabre-rattling in a state that's 95% white. But it's scary, too: these people are actually saying these things, and whites showing ignorance and ugliness (working class or otherwise) aren't limited to one state.

Still, let's not forget that West Virginia has brought us Jennifer Garner (mmmm, Jennifer Garner) and Mary Lou Retton, too. So they got that going for them. Which is nice.

If Barack Obama goes on to lose to John McCain in the general election, poly scientists will point to this day one of the reasons why.

And Clinton proved that white people would rather vote for another white person. Thanks for reminding us all of the progress we sort-of haven't made.